In the days of Old, it was long prophesized that there was one who would one day come into the world who would right the wrongs of the ill doers. This is not that story however. Instead, let me tell you of a boy who loved simple pleasures… He was a good boy, well liked by most and he tried to do right when he could (and not otherwise tempted).

Unfortunately, one day it was learned he had a weakness… and the story of which was soon to become legend. Born close to the sea, you see, he was fed the sweet fruits of that sea- especially his favorite, calamari. It was fried crispy and sweet and he loved it dearly. He ate it night and day and was often warned by his parents, for it has always been known that we are what we eat….

Thus it was that one day the transformation occurred. Sons and daughters are oft warned of the fate that befell Nexbit and although he is known well for the good that he does, that town no longer serves calamari.

Such a cute funny story!! He he, original...even when its not....that made no sense....

lol sweeeeet. Dope story, i loved it.